On a more cheerful note (sort of)
After seeing my tiny investment of £20 in RBS virtually disappear overnight this joke cheered me up a bit 🙂
Now should I average down (10p or bust?)
Market update: Today in the markets, helium was up; feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. The market for raisins dried up. Coca-Cola fizzled. Balloon prices were inflated. And Andrex Tissue reached a new bottom.